50 Hilariously Funny Self-Care Quotes To Make You LOL!
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You’re in luck! We’ve kindly gathered 50 side-splitting quotes guaranteed to make you LOL! Because sometimes, all you need to lift your spirits is a good laugh!
From witty one-liners to relatable humour, these quotes will remind you to not take life too seriously.
Funny self-care quotes are worth loving!
Firstly, they provide stress relief by offering a break from daily worries, boosting your mood and shifting your perspective, injecting positivity into your day.
You can share these too! Sharing laughter over humorous quotes fosters connection and strengthens bonds with others.
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These quotes often contain nuggets of truth wrapped in wit, prompting self-reflection in a lighthearted way.
They can also serve as motivation, inspiring you to tackle challenges with a smile.
Furthermore, laughter has numerous health benefits, including boosting the immune system and releasing feel-good endorphins - yes it’s true!
So, here are 50 Funny Self-Care Quotes we hope will make you LOL!😉
1. “I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.” — UNKNOWN
2. “Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.” — RENEE ROULEAU
3. “Don’t forget to drink some water and get some sun. You’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.” — PEARL HAGGARD
4. “I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.” — UNKNOWN
5. “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.” — ANNE LAMOTT
6. “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.” — UNKNOWN
7. “If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.” — RIGEL J. DAWSON
8. “Strong women don't have ‘attitudes’, we have standards.” — MARILYN MONROE
9. “I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.” — GEMMA CORRELL
10. “A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.” — UNKNOWN
11. “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!’” — UNKNOWN
12. “Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.” — GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
13. “I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.” — UNKNOWN
14. “Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.” — UNKNOWN
15. “Do no harm. Take no shit.” — UNKNOWN
16. “It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!” – BYRON KATIE
17. “Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan.” — CARLEY SCHWEET
18. “She remembered who she was, and the game changed.” — LALAH DELIAH
19. “They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.” — UNKNOWN
20. When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.” — UNKNOWN
21. “Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.” — GLENNON DOYLE
22. “Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.” — UNKNOWN
23. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – LUCILLE BALL
24. “Just in case no one told you today: Hello. Good morning. You’re doing great. I believe in you. Nice butt.” — UNKNOWN
25. “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — DALAI LAMA
26. “Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again.” — UNKNOWN
27. “Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” — A.A. MILNE
28. “Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can’t find you” — UNKNOWN
29. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.” — UNKNOWN
30. “Feelin’ fine and in bed by nine.” — UNKNOWN
31. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” — MARK TWAIN
32. “People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable.” — UNKNOWN
33. “Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality.” — RAM DASS
34. “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” — TINA FEY
35. “Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.” — IRMA KURTZ
36. “An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough” — UNKNOWN
37. “Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.” — LUCILLE BALL
38. “You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.” — UNKNOWN
39. “Some things are just better not spread too thin. Yourself and peanut butter.” — UNKNOWN
40. “RIP all the hours I spent explaining myself to others.” — UNKNOWN
41. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – OSCAR WILDE
42. “The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.” — GLENN BECK
43. “We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.” — MAE WEST
44. “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” — GEORGE CARLIN
45. “She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after.” — UNKNOWN
46. “Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.” — UNKNOWN
47. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” — UNKNOWN
48. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” — HARVEY SPECTER
49. “There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.” — RUMI
50. “Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.” — HENRY FORD
What was your favourite quote? Let us know in the comments below!
