50 Hilariously Funny Self Love Quotes To Make You LOL!

Need a dose of laughter with your self-care routine?

You’re in luck! We’ve kindly gathered 50 funny self-love quotes guaranteed to make you LOL! Because sometimes, all you need to lift your spirits is a good laugh!

From witty one-liners to relatable humour, these quotes will remind you to not take life too seriously.

Funny self-care quotes are worth loving!

Firstly, they provide stress relief by offering a break from daily worries, boosting your mood and shifting your perspective, injecting positivity into your day.

You can share these too! Sharing laughter over humorous quotes fosters connection and strengthens bonds with others.

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These quotes often contain nuggets of truth wrapped in wit, prompting self-reflection in a lighthearted way.

They can also serve as motivation, inspiring you to tackle challenges with a smile.

Furthermore, laughter has numerous health benefits, including boosting the immune system and releasing feel-good endorphins – yes it’s true!

So, here are 50 Funny Self Love Quotes we hope will make you LOL!😉

1. “I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning.” — UNKNOWN

2. “Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life.” — RENEE ROULEAU

3. “Don’t forget to drink some water and get some sun. You’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.” — PEARL HAGGARD

4. “I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.” — UNKNOWN

5. “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself.” — ANNE LAMOTT

6. “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.” — UNKNOWN

7. “If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid.” — RIGEL J. DAWSON

8. “Strong women don’t have ‘attitudes’, we have standards.” — MARILYN MONROE

9. “I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.” — GEMMA CORRELL

10. “A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after.” — UNKNOWN

11. “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!’” — UNKNOWN

12. “Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig loves it.” — GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

13. “I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.” — UNKNOWN

14. “Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax.” — UNKNOWN

15. “Do no harm. Take no shit.” — UNKNOWN

16. “It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine!” – BYRON KATIE

17. “Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan.” — CARLEY SCHWEET

18. “She remembered who she was, and the game changed.” — LALAH DELIAH

19. “They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late.” — UNKNOWN

20. When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.” — UNKNOWN

21. “Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway.” — GLENNON DOYLE

22. “Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time.” — UNKNOWN

23. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – LUCILLE BALL

24. “Just in case no one told you today: Hello. Good morning. You’re doing great. I believe in you. Nice butt.” — UNKNOWN

25. “If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — DALAI LAMA

26. “Get in, loser; we’re healing and falling in love with ourselves again.” — UNKNOWN

27. “Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” — A.A. MILNE

28. “Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can’t find you” — UNKNOWN

29. “I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.” — UNKNOWN

30. “Feelin’ fine and in bed by nine.” — UNKNOWN

31. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” — MARK TWAIN

32. “People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable.” — UNKNOWN

33. “Our plans never turn out as tasty as reality.” — RAM DASS

34. “Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.” — TINA FEY

35. “Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do.” — IRMA KURTZ

36. “An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw hard enough” — UNKNOWN

37. “Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.” — LUCILLE BALL

38. “You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.” — UNKNOWN

39. “Some things are just better not spread too thin. Yourself and peanut butter.” — UNKNOWN

40. “RIP all the hours I spent explaining myself to others.” — UNKNOWN

41. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – OSCAR WILDE

42. “The hardest part of the journey is believing you are worthy of the trip.” — GLENN BECK

43. “We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.” — MAE WEST

44. “Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.” — GEORGE CARLIN

45. “She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after.” — UNKNOWN

46. “Current status: distancing myself from bullshit.” — UNKNOWN

47. “Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” — UNKNOWN

48. “Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.” — HARVEY SPECTER

49. “There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.” — RUMI

50. “Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it.” — HENRY FORD

Final Thoughts

And that’s a wrap! 50 funny self love quotes to keep in your back pocket for those days when you need a little extra pep in your step.

Remember, loving yourself doesn’t always have to be a serious, meditation-and-kale-smoothie kind of affair!

So the next time you’re feeling down, scroll through these quotes, have a giggle, and remind yourself that you’re pretty darn amazing – bedhead, coffee stains, and all.

After all, if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?🤔